SINCE 1982

LIKES IT ROUGH

(Music: M. Jaillon, Lyrics: M. Adomaitis)

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MARK ADOMAITIS - LEAD VOCALS  & BONGOS

ED KEZYS - GUITAR & VOCALS

CLARK ADOMAITIS - GUITAR

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I hate takin' dumps at my girlfriend's place
She gets cheap paper by the case; 
I like it like a powder puff, 
She's aint thrifty - she likes it rough! 

She likes it so rough! 
She don’t like that cottony stuff?
She likes it so rough! 
But I think I’ve had enough... 

The first time I used it I bled…
I came right out and scratched my head; 
She looked back and said “That's just tough!”, 
“I like cheap paper ‘coz it's rough!” 

Can’t believe it's such an issue, 
Gonna dump her due to tissue; 
She just won't believe it - it's no bluff, 
She won't switch - she likes it rough! 
Enough!

 

DEPENDS ON ME

(Music: E. Spanos, Lyrics: M. Adomaitis)

 

MARK ADOMAITIS - VOCALS  & BONGOS

ED KEZYS - GUITAR

CLARK ADOMAITIS - GUITAR & TAMBOURINE

Nobody understands
Nobody comprehends
Why, underneath my pants
I choose to wear Depends!
Come in many sizes
There’s even his and hers
I don’t want surprises
In my adult diapers!

D P N D S - O N M – E
My license plate says: Depends on me!
Just had to leave out some of the vowels
Don’t need to leave when I move my bowels!

I’m not incontinent 
Guess you know what that means
It’s not inherited 
Doesn’t run in my jeans!
Go wherever I choose
And if you’d like I might
Show you that I consumed
Corn on the cob last night!

Don’t have control issues
I surely hold my own
Still use toilet tissues
But don’t sit on the throne!
Have a working bladder
I wear Depends by choice
It’s a fecal matter
In which I do rejoice!

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APREISKIMO PARAPIJA BAZNYCIA

(Music: C. Adomaitis

Lyrics: M. Adomaitis)

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MARK ADOMAITIS - VOCALS  & DRUMS

CLARK ADOMAITIS - GUITAR

 ED KEZYS - BASS

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Have you heard the buzz across the land?   

The Devil has got the upper hand… 

 

So keep a leg up with the preacher   

And get your ass to the baznycia!    

 

Apreiskimo parapija...

Apreiskimo parapija... 

 

 Have you heard the buzz that's gone widespread?   

The Devil’s directly overhead…

 

His wingspan is a dreadful feature,   

So get your ass to the baznycia!   

 

Apreiskimo parapija... Apreiskimo parapija... 

Ba,ba,ba,ba,ba..................................baznycia!   

   

  Have you heard the buzz inside your mind?   

           The Devil seduces all of mankind...  

       Ultimately, he'll be the one to greet ya...

As your ass gets in the baznycia!   

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FLY LIKE AN EAGLE (FEAT. DRITTY POPE)

(Music & lyrics by S. Miller)

 

CLARK ADOMAITIS - VOCALS & GUITAR

ED KEZYS - BASS

MARK ADOMAITIS - DRUMS

 

Doo doo doo-doo
(Tick tock tick) Doo doo doo-doo
(Tick tock tick) Doo doo doo-doo
(Tick tock tick) Doo doo doo-doo

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future

I want to fly like an eagle
To the sea
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly like an eagle
'Til I'm free
Oh, Lord through the revolution

Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
House the people
Livin' in the street
Oh, oh there's a solutionI want to fly like an eagle
To the sea
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly like an eagle
'Til I'm free
Right through the revolution

 

YAH MO LEAVE U (AN UPPER DECKER)

(Music: M. Jaillon, Lyrics: M. Adomaitis)

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MARK ADOMAITIS - VOCALS  & BONGOS

ED KEZYS - GUITAR

CLARK ADOMAITIS - GUITAR & VIBRASLAP

During your parties, you bring me down... 
Now I have a plan to make you frown: 
I’ll eat burritos till I explode -
Go to your affair with my payload! 

Yah mo leave you an upper decker! 
Yah mo really be a home wrecker!  

Amid your shindig I will proceed
Into your bathroom to do my deed... 
Remove the tank lid, hover 'n' squat -
Takin' a dump where I should be not! 

Next person comes in - flushes stuff down
but they see water that comes in brown... 
They’ll try again, won’t turn out well…
They’ll say your plumbing’s gone straight to hell!

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KUR TAS KUGELIS?

(Music: E. Kezys

Lyrics: M. Adomaitis, E. Kezys)

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MARK ADOMAITIS - LEAD VOCALS & TAMBOURINE

ED KEZYS - GUITAR & VOCALS

CLARK ADOMAITIS - GUITAR

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Nepamiršk lašiniukų

(baba-bulve, baba-bulve, baba-bulve-ba)

Nepamiršk tą grietinę

(baba-bulve, baba-bulve, baba-bulve-ba)

 

Nepamiršk lašiniukų

Nepamiršk tą grietinę

Nepamiršk man paskambint

Nepamiršk, Nepamiršk!

 

Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis?

Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis?

Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis? DABAR!

 

Nepamiršk tą svogūną

(baba-bulve, baba-bulve, baba-bulve-ba)

Nepamiršk mano lėkštę

(baba-bulve, baba-bulve, baba-bulve-ba)

 

Nepamiršk tą svogūną

Nepamiršk mano lėkštę

Nepamiršk man paskambint

Nepamiršk, Nepamiršk!

 

Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis?

Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis?

Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis? DABAR!

 

BACKSEAT BIRUTE

(Music: M. Jaillon, Lyrics: M. Adomaitis)

 

MIKE JAILLON - GUITAR, BASS & KEYBOARD

MARK ADOMAITIS -VOCALS & DRUMS

 

You've got a girlfriend - what more do you want? 

But when in your car she's never upfront...

She makes side remarks on the way you steer...

That's why she's always sitting in the rear!

 

One day she may be someone's mociute, 

But right now she is... Backseat Birute...

Backseat Birute!

Never taking walks keeps her in loafers...

Sees all her boyfriends only as chauffeurs...

She rides in the back like in limousines...

She says take me home and that's what she means!

 

One day she may be someone's mociute, 

But right now she is... Backseat Birute... Backseat Birute!

 

Always gettin' rides looks like so much fun...

Just remember that she don't ride shotgun...

Because in the back is just where she sits...

Adjust the mirror to see her outfits...

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I just love to hear her say...

"Are we there yet?"

One day she may be someone's mociute, 

But right now she is... Backseat Birute... Backseat Birute!

Backseat Birute! Backseat!